POLITICS SMS:
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
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Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.
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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts
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A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other
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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
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The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
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In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
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Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
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Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week?
Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
2
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
3
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
4
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.
5
In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
6
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts
7
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
8
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other
9
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
10
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
11
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy
12
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
13
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
14
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant
15
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
16
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
17
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
18
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
19
Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
20
Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week?
Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC
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.
.
.